I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
