He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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