he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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