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Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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