im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
50% drunk capacity currently
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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