I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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