Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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