Don't you send me to vm
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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