I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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