apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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