: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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