News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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