On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
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