Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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