I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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