Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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