guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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