franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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