a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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