like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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