Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
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i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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