ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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