: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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