its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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