Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
