the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
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Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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