Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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