haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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