I need help removing her.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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