i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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