How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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