Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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