Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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