there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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