I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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