I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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