My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Boobs speak an international language.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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