How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Welp...herpes.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Holy sore nipples Batman
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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