I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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