this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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