1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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