Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
