AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
This is my gift to your gina
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
