are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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