what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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