i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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