How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
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So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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