i'm signing you up for texting rehab
this beer tastes like vomit already
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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