My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Sext me about skeletons
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
