Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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