hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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