halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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