The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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