Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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