So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
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