well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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