Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Randomize