It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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