You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i believe in u and ur pee
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He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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